Okay so on December 15th I had a rather bad experience. I apparently had an icky reaction to some medication mixed with Sparks. Sparks is not appearing to be such a good idea anymore. In my opinion, the powers that be meant for you to pass out when you drink. Getting drunk and being full of energy can lead to bad bad things.
Such as Tasers. Yes I was tasered. And not by a good friend goofing off and desiring me to smash them in the face. By the PO LEECE. Near as I can recall I was pulled over in Vinton. That is where things get hazy. Wait, I am not going to lie, most of the night was hazy. But in the spirit of good luck, this was one of those nights it failed me. I was NOT drunk. I was on meds that you are not supposed to drink on. Apparently I had the 'mother of all bad reactions'.
Near as I can remember this is what went down.
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Riding in unidentified friends van.
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Riding in unidentified friends car.
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Riding to unidentified friends house.
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Police flinging me from unidentified friends vehicle telling me I smelled like a brewery. (I had one Sparks around noon that day, this was around 11pm)
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Police asking me if I would take a BAC and making comments assuming I wouldnt.
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Naked wrasslin with jail deputies.
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Taser lines comin' right for me!
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Locked down naked in the Hannibal chair.
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Waking up 2 days later, naked and cold in a cell.
Sorry NAACP but this entire incident proves that you can recieve unneccesary use of force without being
A) Black
B) Male
C) Underprivledged
I was covered in bruises from head to toe, and now instead of being forced to check with my doctor about having a bad reaction to medications, I am going to have to undergo Pre-Trial drug testing. No biggy seeing as how I wont fail those, but the point should be obvious. No one is immune to the royal shit treatment where our government is concerned.