Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Dedicated Devastation

What an asshole.

Mr. Bush said today in a press conference that the dedicated people of New Orleans needed the help of all Americans.

He meant to say devastated.

What a dick.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Hippy Music and Blackouts!

I recently went with a few friends to see the Allman Brothers in Northern Va. It was a 5 hour trip. Here is what I remember from the entire ordeal.

Hey man! You guys want to go see the Allman Brothers?


Approximately 7 hours later I remember searching the parking lot in the Nissan Pavillon for the car. Approximately 2 hours after that I remember waking up in the backseat going

"Holy shit I hope Im not driving!"

Then whew, Im not. Back to sleep.

Thats it. I dont remember the concert. I dont remember seeing the damn band. I dont remember one single song.

Yet I had a great fucking time!

I wonder how I know I did?

Damn its hot!

I mean damn, its seriously hot here. Hard to stay in one place for too long at a time!