Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Cupid says Im a bitch!

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: soulhavoc1973

I dont really know that I agree with this although about every boyfriend I have had has said pretty much the same thing, so I guess a better question is this. Is there anything WRONG with being happy not being lured into someone elses life and just celebrating your own?


Azathoth said...
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Azathoth said...

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have above average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're very diversified. You appreciate the best in anyone and have a knack for getting along.

Hmmm.... Not sure I can argue against this. Also not sure I like a computer test to be right. Makes me feel predictable.

Azathoth said...

actually, I ended up taking it twice and got just about the same answer both time. Go figure.

Jay said...

When my first love dumped me many years ago (almost 10 years ago), I changed.. not a bit but a lot.

I do not believe in “loving someone too much” but I learn to love myself more.

I still cannot forget the pain I felt when Liza dumped me, I cried day and night. Life was like hell at that time. I tried to commit suicide and spent a week in the hospital (I swallowed sleeping pills, 15 tablets I guess?)

Now I always leave my options open. I make sure I don’t “fall deeply in love” with my GF and always make sure I have more than 1 as a contingency plan. In case she goes I will not be alone.

It may sound mean to women but I have gone through shit before. I am just not really to fall deeply in love (commit myself) and get hurt again.

I don’t understand why some girls are like that, Sorry Joy, I don’t mean to be a MCP here but I just wonder why some girls easily get bored and change bfs as they wish.

It hurts you know, especially when we thought that they are the one, the only one for us.

Angry Nice guy said...

Sometimes love em and leave em is the best way to deal with relationships. In the end you have to take care of your heart and let everyone else deal with thiers, cause they sure as hell will break yours if it's in thier best intrest.
Hope things have gone well while I've been gone.

Joy said...

Speaking of ANG. How did yours go?