Friday, March 10, 2006

Kewl Kwotes

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."
Woody Allen.

"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
Helen Rowland

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates.

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
George Best.

"I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example."
Mick Miller.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S Thompson.


And last but not least....
For some, life can be a real bitch.

6 comments:

Azathoth said...

Ah my sweet little Joy, I love the quotes. I just did some on mine not too long ago so won't flood your comment board with them, but I do leave you with this gem:

A woman drove me to drink, and I never got to thank her.
W.C. Fields

Dan said...

That poor, poor beaver.

Kerry said...

"For some, life can be a real bitch"

now thats the dam truth! LOL

i am back. i will be relinking your blog now.

just keep learning. just keep growing. just keep shining!

kerry

Jay said...

Love is weird. That is why it is easy for to be loved by those who you don’t love but it is so difficult to get the love from the one that you love.

Azathoth said...

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."--Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Had to add this gem.

Dero (hawkeye) said...

Joy says:
TWISTED, thats the best word, i mean im not demented, i dont do any of that animal humping like on the test

haha.