"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."
"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
"I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example."
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S Thompson.
And last but not least....
For some, life can be a real bitch.