I once hit the devil with my car by accident (ok so it was an accident). he was selling lemonade on the side of the road as an eight year old girl.I must admit I was jealous that he had lemen love and I didn't, so I ran him over. You might be thinking "well BM why didn't you just stop your car and buy some?" I didn't think of that until I was scraping his stuff off my bumper. Some times good ides come a wee to late.
Why is it that I always seem to know exactly wtf you mean. Its disturbing. Oh thats right, Im the devil, I was there. Man I was only 8 years old, and that damn lemonade was soul leeching lemonade.
Foiled again. Ill get you! Can I get your soul at half price? Maybe a good house, girlfriend or just rid your state of Hicks.....
Lord of the Rainbow? Is that like Lord of the Dance? Or Lord of the Rings? Kermit singing Rainbow Connection? Oz over the Rainbow? Jeff Gordon the Rainbow Warrior? I'm so confused.
I feel guilty that I hit you with my car. You can have my whole entire soul. When I was 15 i sold my soul on sell your soul.com hahahah no i kid i sold it for a peanut butter cup, but i wasn't of age to be selling my soul. So for you, you can have it all for free, as long as I can play lawn jarts again in hell!!
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I once hit the devil with my car by accident (ok so it was an accident). he was selling lemonade on the side of the road as an eight year old girl.I must admit I was jealous that he had lemen love and I didn't, so I ran him over. You might be thinking "well BM why didn't you just stop your car and buy some?" I didn't think of that until I was scraping his stuff off my bumper. Some times good ides come a wee to late.
Why is it that I always seem to know exactly wtf you mean. Its disturbing. Oh thats right, Im the devil, I was there. Man I was only 8 years old, and that damn lemonade was soul leeching lemonade.
Foiled again. Ill get you! Can I get your soul at half price? Maybe a good house, girlfriend or just rid your state of Hicks.....
I only want half... dont be selfish!
Lord of the Rainbow? Is that like Lord of the Dance? Or Lord of the Rings? Kermit singing Rainbow Connection? Oz over the Rainbow? Jeff Gordon the Rainbow Warrior? I'm so confused.
I feel guilty that I hit you with my car. You can have my whole entire soul. When I was 15 i sold my soul on sell your soul.com hahahah no i kid i sold it for a peanut butter cup, but i wasn't of age to be selling my soul. So for you, you can have it all for free, as long as I can play lawn jarts again in hell!!
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