Wednesday, January 19, 2005

ACHTUNG~!! BM Wins!!

BM has officially won the "Too Much Ass" award. Anyone that damn happy and energetic is just getting way too much ass for one person.

Please click the link to see what he has won.

10 comments:

BM, The Necessary Movement said...

Wow Joy I don't know how you knew but I am a total ass man. Sure I love boobs, teeth and elbows, but an ass big or small rocks my world!!! When I clicked my award presented by you I was greeted by two hot sexy chocolate sisters with two enormous bootys. I love big asses!! It’s true!! I am not sure how you knew that, but damn thank you!! Now I have something to think about when I take a shower this morning. To much info for you all? Now you know, if you come visit me skip the shower! I drop these lyrics that I am sure we all know as my accptence speech for my award!! I just wish those two ladys you sent me came with it. I would be humpin’ all day!!!

I love you Joy!!!



[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

Joy said...

This is definately a classic song. When it comes on the radio here I always crank it up and sing to it.

I dont know anyone who doesnt.

BM, The Necessary Movement said...

That is beacuse everyone loves a big fat ass!! Yummmmy!!

Joy said...

Haha
That reminds me of when I was growing up and my sister had one of those board flat asses. She always called me bubble butt and said no boys would want to date a girl with such a huge ass.

How you like me now Biotch!!!

Azathoth said...

It's one of the areas you and I differ BM, Enjoy your asses. Good job spotting that one Joy.

BM, The Necessary Movement said...

bubble buts rule!! yum yum yum!! I have always been a fan even before that song!! So i am a big butt O.G.!!!!

Azathoth said...

Oh, and yes Joy he is that energetic. It's not just for show.

Joy said...

I really do believe that Az.

I didnt think it was just an online thing. I can actually really picture what he is like. Spazmatic.

I think thats good. Im real laid back 99% of the time and without the spazzes of earth like BM, life would be really boring.

BM, The Necessary Movement said...

Why thank you!!! : )

BM, The Necessary Movement said...

Why thank you!!! : )