Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Girl Meets Boy

Girl and Boy are talking. Giggling, laughing, teasing one another. Boy makes sly sexual comment. Girl giggles and eyes Boy appreciatively. Boy hugs Girl. Boy smacks Girl on the ass and nibbles on Girls neck. Boy smiles at Girl and goes home.

Girl stands astonished. Girl is extremely confused.

"When did I lose control on who gets to make the sex decision"

Girl goes to bed confused.

10 comments:

BM, The Necessary Movement said...

I am sure if you reached down and rubbed his rod. The decision would have been yours. Go for the grope next time. or maybe the ass smack and nibble was so great he finished in his pants prematurely and embarrassed. That is why he went home?!?!?

im not very useful I make a better door jam.

Joy said...

Lmao!!!!!!!!

Bookend said...

BM, you are hilarious...Joy, enJOY the confusion, sometimes it makes life more interesting, and you still have the control, but sometimes it feels better to lose it....go on LOSE control...

BM, The Necessary Movement said...

Ha!! well thanx!! at least i am a funny door jam!! it's nice to have a use.

Joy said...

I do agree a bit bookend. The teasing only keeps things interesting. However, I am an overly active female whose mind runs along sexually similar lines as Animal House movies.

Someones going to get hurt.
It wont be me.
That is all :D

BM, The Necessary Movement said...

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh mahhhhhhn Bang the boy!!!!

HURT HIM GOOD!!!!! Us boys like to be hurt by hotties!!!

Joy said...

Hahaha

Damn you are on time today BM. I just had to explain to my worried father why I was having repetative outburst of laughter when there was no one here but me and the pc.

In light of this continued entertainment you have provided I have now given you the honor of being Assified by Soulhavoc the Endless Blogger.

BM, The Necessary Movement said...

Ha!! I am happy I was able to make you giggle a few times!! You make me laugh all the time too, so it's the least I could do. I mean if you lived closer I would buy you and I some corn dogs and oranginas to show my admiration. Thanx for assifying me!! I wouldn't want to be assified by any other!!! your the best!!

Azathoth said...

You think BM is funny on the blog you should try visiting him. He's a little bundle of energy with a Monty Python humor. It's like being in a room with Robin Williams when he was on Coke!

Joy said...

Rofl
Awesome!