I was checking the weather monitor I put on my blog when I started roofing. I noticed it said 24 degrees.... but it feels like 18.
Really? Who the fuck notices that?
Freezing Man: Damn, it sure is cold out here
Freezing Woman: The thermometer says 24 degrees
Freezing Man: No way, it cant be more then 20 degrees out here
Freezing Woman: It says 24
Freezing Man: Incomprehensible
Freezing Woman: eh?
Freezing Man: Im going back inside until it FEELS like its 24 degrees
Freezing Woman: me too
This weather is bullshit. No to snow!
1 comment:
It’s been snowing here off and on all day. I hear the big snow is coming Saturday through Monday???!!! I better freak out and go get bread, milk and eggs like everyone else. I think people forget we live in a modern world and it’s not 1912.
Man roofing has to hurt on days like today. I am so frail I would bungee with no cord the waiting ground below to stop my freezing ice pains. The blood will give me warmth until that freezes too. Then I am screwed and I can only pray for a quick death. Maybe a rouge ice cream truck will run of the road and mangle my frozen praying body.
Post a Comment